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Stardust Blueberry Matcha

Stardust Blueberry Matcha

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Stardust Blueberry Matcha

Description:

Stardust Blueberry Matcha is a celestial fusion that transcends mere sips. Picture a comet’s tail swirling through a cosmic teapot, leaving trails of enchantment. 🌠🍵✨

Flavor Profile:

  • Galactic Matcha: Hand-harvested from the moon’s hidden tea gardens, this matcha whispers secrets of ancient star navigators. It’s like sipping the universe’s wisdom.
  • Blueberry Nebula: Plucked from the heart of a distant nebula, these blueberries burst with interstellar sweetness. Each sip ignites constellations within.

Aroma:

Close your eyes, and you’ll inhale the fragrance of comet trails, mingling with the cosmic dust of forgotten galaxies.

Brewing Instructions:

  1. Celestial Infusion: Steep one teaspoon of Stardust Blueberry Matcha in a teapot made of meteorite fragments. Use water collected from the Milky Way’s ethereal streams.
  2. Whispered Incantations: Chant stardust sonnets (or hum your favorite constellation) while stirring counterclockwise with a phoenix feather. Let the magic steep for precisely 3 minutes.
  3. Astral Sip: Gently sip from a crystal chalice. Feel the pulsar waves resonate through your being. You might glimpse parallel dimensions or discover a penchant for cosmic puns.

Benefits:

  • Time Bending: Rumor has it that sipping this tea allows you to skip Mondays and leapfrog into weekends.
  • Quantum Creativity: Enhance your imagination. Expect to compose nebula symphonies or design warp-speed fashion trends.
  • Telepathic Insights (Limited): Sip before stargazing. You might receive cryptic messages from benevolent aliens.

Warning:

Stardust Berry Matcha is not responsible for accidental astral projection, sudden wormhole encounters, or spontaneous astral dance-offs. Consume responsibly, and keep away from grumpy black holes.


Remember, dear tea traveler, this blend is as rare as a comet’s wink. Sip it during meteor showers or while pondering the mysteries of the cosmos. ✨🌌🫖

This is a Samidori cultivar from Uji, Japan, flavored with natural blueberries. It is a high-grade Spring (first harvest) tea.

Ingredients: Matcha Tea & Natural Blueberry Flavor

High Caffeine Content

Net weight 3 oz (85.0486 g)

This product is home produced.


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